Clients From Hell: Client: Can you print me that page in high-res? I need to e-mail it to...
Client: Can you print me that page in high-res? I need to e-mail it to my customer.
Me: There’s a PDF on your website which I optimized for sharing – let me send it to you again.
Client: The pictures are not sharp enough. I’ll scan your high-res print-out and e-mail that.
Me: I’m afraid…
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sweet-ass drawing (by [SIRIN.THADA])](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpw80x0Fw31r1nyj4o1_250.jpg)
Would please print this video for me?
— (via clientsfromhell)
The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the site, I get all kinds of porn! I tried going to hotmale.com on my daughter’s computer too and the problem persisted.
— (via clientsfromhell)
Client: I want my email address to be info@golf.com.
Me: You don’t own golf.com. Your domain is [long domain name]golfcarts.com.
Client: Ok, then make it information@golf.com.
Me: The part of the email address after the “at” sign has to be [long domain name]golfcarts.com. You have to include [long domain name]golfcarts.com in your email address.
Client: Oh! I get it, sorry. Make it [long domain name]carts@golf.com then.
